This Star Wars Day, we have something truly special for you. Some might think this is a Jedi mind trick—or, worse, it's a trap. Lay aside your cynicism, fixers, this is no April Fools' Day prank. We procured a lightsaber through Endor's eBay affiliate—it has travelled more than twelve parsecs to get here—and now, it's time to tear it down.

The Force is strong with this teardown.